Dear shitheads:
1) buy a cheap watermelon on roncesvalles, cube up and freeze.
2) put those frozen chunks in a glass, fill half full with cheap white wine (sugar content 1 OR LESS preferably- does that exist?), top up with 100% pear juice not from concentrate no water added I’m better than your LIFE is pear juice.
3) drink it in bed and watch something shitty on netflix.
